Being
a gentleman, and as I was bursting for a 'sit-down' lavatory release, I sought out a Public Convenience.
Inside I availed
myself of the second booth along, went in, allowed my trousers and underwear to descend to the floor and sat down to begin
my 'movement'.
Upon its conclusion I heard a voice from the next cubicle.
"Hello" he said.
I, being a person of some etiquette replied "hello" in return.
"How are you?" he then enquired. "I'm very well
thank you" I responded.
"Are you keeping all right then?" "Yes I am" I said back.
There followed
a pause....
...then he said "I love you!"
Well, what could I say but "I love you too" back
to him.
He then raised his voice somewhat and exclaimed.."will you shut the fuck up?! I'm on the phone!"
