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A very loud, greasy, unattractive,
tattooed, welfare-dependent, ned, minger, woman wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk (a deeply unpleasant low-life housing scheme in Glasgow) with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly,
'Good morning
madam, and welcome to ASDA.
Nice children
you have there. Are they twins by any chance?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling at the children long enough to say,
'Fuck naw, they're no' twins. The auldest wan's 9, and the other
wan's 7.
Why the fuck would you think they're twins? Are
you blind, thick or just stupit?'
'I'm neither
blind nor stupid, Madam,' replied the greeter.
'I just couldn't believe you've been shagged twice.
Have a good
day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'
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